Magic Morning

When you're woken up with oral sex.

"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."

by prelinguisticmajor February 19, 2019

Morning Love

When your dog comes up to you and rubs his neck against your face to show affection

Man, you should have seen the morning love Wrigley gave me this afternoon.

by Seane222 February 25, 2010

Morning head

adj. The act of a female giving head while a man is still asleep, before waking.

Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004

Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so

I woke up around late morning

by Toby Westoner May 11, 2011

morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

morning afterburn

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

by Leo Dante August 10, 2012