chocolate moostache

when you stick your penis in her butt, then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.

my girl friend came over and after dinner she wanted me too give her a chocolate moostache for dessert.

by turd jenkinz November 24, 2007

Mookalook

More intense version of the work mook. Combined with the word "bodaggit" becomes the most intense insult ever.

Tony is a mookalook who is also a goon.

That mookalook bodaggit Rex Ryan is an inflated log of poop.

by HelloMyNameIsMook September 27, 2010

Moontang

A crazy mother %@#&er who is down to do anything. Usually a big kid that does ridiculous shit.

Dude that kid is a total moontang; he drank 8 beers, 9 shots of jack daniels, and smoked a FUCKTON of weed! hes crazy man.

by Parly 100 October 9, 2009

mootah

(noun) a stubbly moustache which 11 and 19 year old steeks/male moakes have, and also sum butch females. and is NOT cool, just pathetic

Look at the mootah on that chick!!

(pointing and laughing) MOOTAH!!!!

by Baby Becks February 10, 2004

Moontang

Ass, or the object of anal sex.

where as her her knees were closed every 28 days, her moontang boasted an open door policy.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

moosta

Girls with a deep and abiding love of the minge.

Paula the rug-munching moosta!

by Dave Arnold January 21, 2005

moontash

The moontash is the glistening tash you grow above your top lip when eating too much burger(pussy).

man, have you been performing cunnilingus? because you have a banging moontash going off

by Nick Jackson January 25, 2005