Troy and Abed in the morning

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Troy and Abed in the morning

by Yeetityb sheetity April 14, 2020

Archie Manning

A very athletic quarterback, the 6-3, 212-pound Manning played at the University of Mississippi and was chosen by the New Orleans Saints in the first round of the 1971 NFL college draft. He became a starter before the end of his rookie season and in his second year, 1972, he led the league with 448 passing attempts and 230 completions. Playing for a poor team, Manning had to pass a great deal, which probably caused the severe tendinitis in his right shoulder that kept on the sidelines for the entire 1976 season.

United Press International named Manning the National Football Conference player of the year in 1978, when he completed 291 of 471 passes for 3,416 yards and 17 touchdowns.During the 1982 season, Manning was traded to the Houston Oilers and he went to the Minnesota Vikings the following year. He retired after the 1984 season.

Manning finished third in the Heisman Trophy voting in his senior year. Two of his sons, Peyton and Eli, are also quarterbacks who came close to the Heisman. Peyton finished second in the voting in 1997, his senior season at Tennessee, and Eli finished third in 2003, his senior year at Mississippi.

Archie Manning was a fucking great quarterback, although I never got to see him play (as I'm only 17), I have seen videotaped games from when my father was my age, and some highlights of his amazing career. Please don't talk shit about somebody when you know nothing about that person.

by NFL Observer January 8, 2006

Morning Tug

a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day

Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day

*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now

by Teh_Informer January 24, 2010

Morning Jerk

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.

Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

monday morning

Taking wordsunday afternoon/word to the next level.
This refers to the true procrastinators who leave their homework and assignments till monday morning before school.
This takes extreme discipline and speed as it is hard to get up early on a monday, and have the focus to get some work done in that limited time span.

dude, I had to pull a monday morning to get this paper done, I spent the weekend trolling forums and playing games.

by |AoC| JyL December 28, 2005

morning munchies

After a night of getting stoned you wake up and start to eat everything.

We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies

by butterbowl September 16, 2009

morning ballsack-scratch

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.

This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.

by Marcogod October 27, 2010