Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

by Garyass September 23, 2021

Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

Mom

The person at a party who puts everyone to bed after they've passed out or drunk themselves silly.

Bella is such an amazing mom. She helped Molly put everyone to bed after they passed out drunk.

by avl.grace August 18, 2016

Mom

A female who gave life to you. Also someone who stresses you out. Let alone be stressed out making sure you don't become a parent until after college.

Look at her mom! She looks stressed.

by that1soccergirl December 31, 2014

Mom

A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use this website, urban dictionary , to explain these odd new things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens , and those beings are very dangerous.

Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: What was what now?

by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019