child molester

A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.

Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.

Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.

A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.

by Isthmus Crypticus December 31, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

molester fingers

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

by Mrs. L February 7, 2006

Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.

Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.

by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

Ur ancestor a boy molester.

This insult is the reason for global warming. Even if this sentence is muttered the pits of hell draw closer. This insult is the reason your dog died. it insults the murder victims character and the character of all of the ones whom came before him. Please for the love of all things holy and loved in this world never say this.

Succnstein- Ur Granny tranny
YOU- Ur do a nignog
Succnstein- Ur grandpap a trap.
YOU- May the blessed Allah help us all for saying this but...
Succnstein- PLEASE DON'T!

YOU- Ur ancestor a boy molester.
Succnstein combusts into flames as the screams of the damned can be heard.

by Jonnie G from i creec March 17, 2018

Ur ancestor a molester

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"

by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003