mow the lawn

when a man or woman hasn't shaved their pubes in a long time, and they grow a bush, and they shave the bush off.

"Damn girl, you're smooth!" "Yeah I know! I hadn't shaved in a while so I decided to mow the lawn."

by coochieman69 May 1, 2010

mow job

1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.

2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.

1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.

2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.

by P. France May 4, 2008

Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

by The horses sent me 555 April 5, 2017

mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

mowe

"lets moe" lets eat
"this is moe" this is good food

by sterling October 15, 2002

MOW

Acronym, noun. Morbidly obese woman. pr: mao.

Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.

Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!

by BabySizzle November 8, 2007

mow the lawn

Hitting on your friend's girlfriend, or having sexual relations with with a friend's girlfriend

Hey bro' sorry I hit on your girlfriend. I didn't mean to "mow the lawn", or "mow your lawn". Ican't belive my buddy "mowed my lawn" last Saturday night!

by Paul Schultz April 18, 2006