Mountain Dew Suprise

When someone pees in a mountain dew bottle and closes the lid tight then puts it back into the vending machine or in the bottom of the machine so it will be later picked up by some thirsty shopper extremely retarded person (most likely a polish person)

"Hot damn I found a free mountain dew someone left in the bottom of the machine!" "Oh my God THATS NOT SODA.... ITS PEE!!"
Friend: "Hah! you got a Mountain Dew Suprise!"

Mountain Dew Suprise by Flipzomg August 24, 2008

Mountain dew fag 

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.

Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.

Mountain dew fag by Fuckfuckassshit May 21, 2018

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

mountain dew whiteout by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

mountain dew addict 

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.

1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”

mountain dew addict by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019

Mountain Dew Creampie 

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

Mountain Dew Creampie by Pussymoneyneed October 25, 2019

mountain dew throwback 

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

mountain dew throwback by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast 

Popular among transfem and femboys, Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast is a drink that takes the essence of the beloved ikea shark plush and turns it into a drink fun for the whole family during shark week

Ruby the Transfem and Junebug the femboy were drinking Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast for shark week

Mountain Dew BLÅHAJ Blast by MashedPotato445 July 23, 2023