MJ

Morning Joint

Hey, I just woke up. I'll have an MJ before I leave for office.

by theGodWithManyWords November 29, 2016

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 6, 2019

MJ

Fine af athletic and funny. He is also rude and has too much mf pride and it makes him loose his closest friends/me aka Samauri

Hey MJ

by Periodtpooh._.me September 21, 2019

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

The MJ

busting your nut on a black person turning them white

I pulled a black bird last night and gave her the MJ, she was white by the time I’d finished

by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020

Mj

Mj is Michael Jackson’s Initials. He is the king of pop known worldwide for his albums thriller and bad. Thriller is the most sold album in the world, with 70 million sold!!! And bad is 40 million. He says things in his songs like: heehee,shamone,ouww,oww,hee,woohoo,woo,dah,ahh. Lol it’s just what he does. Even though he died,it’s always like he’s still here on earth and he will always be in are hearts!! Rip mj we all love you!!!<3 ( btw his bday is Tomorrow!!! The 29th!! I’m buying a cake cause I love him that much!!! I might throw a mini party too with a few of my friends!!)

Do you guys have mjs thriller album?

by Michael Jackson fan<3 August 28, 2020

MJ

Another word for "ugly" or "hideous"

Bro, you look so MJ right now 🤮

by FireKing1570 June 15, 2020