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mistress

a women who has a foot slave and allows him to worship her feet, ie kissing each toe, licking her soles, eating her toejam
mistress gemma wanted to punish her foot slave so took off her boots and smothered his with her sweaty soles, the slave was in heaven, she even then made him masturbate over her smelly socks
by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005
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mexican misfire

the act of a mexican-american male having sex with a female then finishing on her chest, but completely missing.
Hey Pablo, how did you mexican misfire those DDs?
by LeonPhelps234 May 13, 2010
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Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.
Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!
by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009
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mistress material

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.
Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.
by bitcharoni October 23, 2007
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misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.
*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005
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misfire

What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.
Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.
by Xophe April 25, 2007
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Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.
I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.
by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010
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