Mississippi mud jug 

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.

Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.

Mississippi mud jug by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025

Mississippi Mud Monkey 

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

Mississippi Mud Monkey by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

Mississippi Mud Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Mississippi Mud Tug

Jerking off while pooping

“Kody has a Mississippi Mud Tug after dinner.”

Mississippi Mud Tug by KennisisLakePrankster November 15, 2025

Mississippi Mudhook 

Dirty relative of the Mississippi Meathook the act of controlling the movements of a girlfriend by hooking her in the anus with your finger(s)

I was tickling rocking horse Wendy in bed last night
Did she try to get away?
Yeah she tried but I used my other hand to Mississippi Mudhook her so she wasn't going nowhere.

Mississippi Mudhook by Super Russel August 26, 2016

Mississippi Mudflap 

A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.

That is the prettiest blond Mississippi Mudflap I've ever seen!

Mississippi Mudflap by Amber Rosa January 12, 2009

Mississippi Mudd Butt 

Would normally be referred as diarrhea, but is horribly worse. M.M.B. could result in a rectal prolapse and death. This horrid case of explosive shit squirts creates a stench so horrible that can erode iron, cause brain aneurysms, will knock a man unconscious within a 69 mile radius. M.M.B. is normally caused by malnutrition and consuming more than 3 prunes in 2 minutes. There was once a man who had a case ofM.M.B., he did not live to tell his story. While using the bathroom, the blast of his M.M.B rocketed him off the toilet, thrashing his limp body to the solid pavement. The force of the impact broke all of his bones, paralyzed him then killed him instantly. Learn from his experience.

D00d, I think I might have Mississippi Mudd Butt . Its br00ta1, I need to use your shitter.

Mississippi Mudd Butt by [zook] LYMON June 24, 2009