Mirror Masterbation

The act of masterbating to your own reflection.

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.

by Flawless23 April 21, 2011

emo mirror picture

A body shot, usually in black and white taken in your bathroom or some other mirror then posted on the internet, usually myspace

Myspace.com addict 1: Have you posted your emo mirror picture?
Myspace.com addict 2: i have 12!

by Spandy April 29, 2005

Mirror Selfie

Sub Definition of the term 'Selfie'

A Selfie that has been taken using a mirror.

Different form the usual selfie that is taken using no mirror.

Guy 1 - Yo check that dudes selfie

Guy 2 - Dude that's a mirror selfie

by SelfieQueen January 5, 2014

mirror moments

Those whimsical moments of low self esteem, when we flash questions to the mirror to explore the answer, whether we are very ugly like everybody else says or worth of anything atll.

when I had those mirror moments and mirror told I was not ugly and looked atleast average good.

by Petersonn December 28, 2005

fart mirror

When an individual bends over and spreads their buttcheecks in the mirror so they can see themselves fart

“One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom and I saw this guy fart mirroring!”

by Gmoney1725 February 28, 2018

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016

Miramonte High School

A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.

Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.

by md4eva November 30, 2009