Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

mince

an unlikeable, noncey woman who is extremely annoying and ugly

an ugly woman that goes after younger men

originated in southern england and commonly used in and around clacton and colchester in essex

can also be used against people from places in and around bath such as westbury and chippenham

oh my gosh effie is such a mince for going after charles

all of those freaks in westbury are such minces

by trishalovestotainttan April 19, 2024

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014

Mincing around

Mincing around, also known as engaging in unprotected same-sex practices

Me and him where mincing around ;)

by Thegooddoctor March 22, 2022