MILF-E

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.

A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.

Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...

by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009

milf hunter

An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..

1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.

2. The guy is just fucking old.

3. And kind of fat.

How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.

Hey, i think i saw the milf hunter guy at the old folks home the other day!

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Milf to be

A hot pregnant woman.

Dude, that pregnant chick is hot, she is such a milf to be.

by Gin September 21, 2004

milf

mom id like to fuck.mom i would like to fuck

that babys mom is such a milf.billys mom so hot ,shes such a milf.your moms a milf

by szymon wolowiec October 3, 2006

Milf By-Product

The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
3

If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.

by heynow_1 October 5, 2010

Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool

I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.

by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018

Milf Magnet

A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.

"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."

by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021