Midget arm

A Big Dick,
If you have a large dick yo can refer to it as a midget arm

From Dorrough's "Hood Bitch Fetish" : Ima get it goin", Get it goin, so i can go to the spot and hit her with this Midget Arm!

by BLacKSponge March 15, 2010

mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 23, 2011

crib midgets

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

party midget

A midget that one brings to raucous, frat-like parties in order to entertain large crowds with its novelty value.

"Man, I can't believe Jason brought the party midget to Downtime! This place is totally bumpin' now!"

by Hernando Potér September 10, 2005

Midget Pinkies

A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.

"Yeah, he's in the hospital. He was suckin' on Granny Raynor's midget pinkies and poked his eye out!!"

by JSnide October 3, 2008

moral midget

When a person is unprincipled, self-centered, has little to no regard for the wants and needs of other people. Morally unrestrained.

Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad is a moral midget.

by muphlon November 20, 2013

toss the midget

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

by HarryBalz July 15, 2017