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What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe
by julienLee May 16, 2006
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Microsoft Anna

A Text-to Speech program for Vista

She claims she is better than Microsoft Sam, but, unfortunetly, like MS, she can't say certain words.
Microsoft Sam: That's it! I am going to get my Roflcopter!

Microsoft Anna: Ha ha ha what is an R o fel copter?

MS: Oh my god you can even say roflcopter.
by Lord Orga April 9, 2010
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microcosm

A small, representative system having analogies to a larger system in constitution, configuration, or development
A boarding school is a microcosm in comparison to the real world. Although it may have the same characteristics, it is just a smaller version of it and not the real thing. See macrocosm and wobblotocrosm
by Alisha July 8, 2004
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Microhome

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.
That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.
by StefenVenn September 20, 2006
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Microsofty

1. Adjective. Characterizes software (from any publisher) that has an inherent random nature in quality, reliability, or interface consistency.

2. Adjective. Describes situations where software pauses mysteriously to perform some unknown action, preventing the user from interacting with it or the system as a whole. Most frequently unrelated to the user's actions and depending on the duration, invokes fits of mouse circling or key tapping in order to "get the system's attention".
1. "See? When I open it on my system the table of contents lists all the page numbers as 2," Sophia complained. "Okay, well this microsofty piece of crap did it when I opened it this morning - it's just 'cause you're standing there that its working now."

2. Joe said, "Let me add you to my contacts ... uh, wait, my email's gone all microsofty." He whips his mouse around in rapid, angry circles. "C'mon, c'mon. What the hell is it ... okay, here we go."
by Robzilla September 21, 2008
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Microsoft VC

When Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, it will be when they start making vacuum cleaners. Finally, Microsoft came up with a product that doesn't suck. Introducing Microsoft VC, the first Microsoft product that does not suck the big one.

http://tinyurl.com/228mfj
by Andreas Belivanakis December 24, 2008
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microsoft

Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"
by Cthonian April 17, 2006
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