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Metric Ounce

A net weight of thirty grams however is passed off or considered to be a standard Imperial ounce (28.35g) with little debate or congestion. Most commonly found in drug culture in countries primarily using the Metric system (i.e. Australia) as some dealers are unaware of how much an ounce actually is, how to set their scales to Imperial units, and/or cannot be bothered measuring to exactly 28.35g. Among some drug users and dealers a Metric ounce is considered to be the standard measurement for an ounce, and is even just referred to as an ounce.
John: How much for the ounce?
David: $200.
John: Nice. Metric ounce?
David: Yeah, of course.
by JimDan October 17, 2011
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Metric

Get (Metric (V.) the action of getting retarded off of MDMA or other substances measured in MilliGrams
Zach - Tones lets get metric this weekend
Tones - Sure i got some molly
by Scantron24 December 5, 2013
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metric

The adjective 'metric' defines a unit of measurment that is included in the Internationl System of Units (SI).
All countries except the USA, Liberia, and Myanmar use the SI and it is furthermore the only system of units used in scientific work.
Hihi I'm some Canadian chick and the only metric I know is some dumbass band.

Ooooh look at me, I'm dumbassly defining metric as 'even more than'...how awesome is that.
by mynamealright January 5, 2005
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Metric Fuck Tonne

Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"

Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"

James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
by Pimpdaddyrockstar August 2, 2013
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Metric Fuckton

A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
by Phazerrr April 29, 2023
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Metric Fuckton

Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.
by Janus169917 February 27, 2009
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metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung
I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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