A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.
by Jabba the Putt January 6, 2008
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I love you Misty, forever and ever.
by Your one and only Dan December 28, 2005
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She's not fully predictable, which is good about her. She hangs out with her friends a lot and never truly is alone. People misunderstand her at school, but once you meet one, never let her go. She truly needs you in the end.
She's not fully predictable, which is good about her. She hangs out with her friends a lot and never truly is alone. People misunderstand her at school, but once you meet one, never let her go. She truly needs you in the end.
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When Brian, Eric, and Matt were having a three way during their rap group practice, Eric didnt want jizz in his ass. However, Brian jizzed in Eric's ass, so Eric in order to get revenge, pulled a Messy Matt on Brian and Matt, however Brian and Matt enjoyed it and didn't care.
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