Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

Subliminal Message

A subliminal message is any communication that has been rendered fully or partially undetectable to the conscious mind, which is not understood by the conscious mind, but is detected and understood by the subconscious mind. It is most commonly found in the form of visual and audio subliminal programs built from specially worded scripts. If these messages are properly phrased and the resulting subliminal audio program is built correctly, the resulting subliminal program can be used to successfully and significantly change and improve one's life in a variety of ways. The subliminal audio programming offered by Indigo Mind Labs' subliminal-shop.com is an excellent example of this.

Hey John, have I told you that I am successfully using subliminal messages to make myself and my life better and happier? You should try this too!

by Subliminals May 13, 2019

msn messenger

Msn messenger is an instant messaging service. NOT a chatroom. You can talk to your friends online and your friends only, unless you add someone to your contacts list that you do not know. Its a service that allows you to talk to your friends for free. So parents stop being paranoid...it is NOT and I will repeat NOT a chatroom!

Mum: "I am not sure that I want you to go on this chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*

Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you

*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"

by Christina1337 October 10, 2005

instant messenger

A form of internet communcation where 2 or more people talk to each other in real-time without going through a browser chatroom. A few of the most common instant messengers are ICQ, AIM and MSN.

AIM stands for "AOL Instant Messenger".

by Amantis April 5, 2005

sext message

a type of picture message recieved on a cell phone. in most cases, a male trys to persuade a certain female to send a picture of her bust. which in fact takes quite alot of time and patience on the males part because the female questions her morals and boundaries before finally sending the sext message.

jane - i dont know if i should do this :/

joe - aww cmon i wont show anyone

jane - oh okay ;)
_______

joe - dude, check out this pic of jane i got on my phone

paul - aww shit dude thats the best sext message ive ever seen

by T to the D to the C February 21, 2009

msn messenger

form of communication
where people use a language that no-one can understand

& more addictive than a drug

msn messenger person 1 says:
hey hws u
msn messenger person 2 says:
gdgd u
msn messenger person 1 says:
im gd wubu2

by emilie. January 27, 2008

Text Message Breakup

Recent statistics also show text message breakups automatically lower testosterone levels by 50%.

The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."

Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!

...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.

NO REPLY.

So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.

WHAT THE FUCK!??!?

So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=

you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up

...Genius isn't it?

Keep your dignity. Grow some balls: don't text message breakup

by anti-TMB campagin August 21, 2009