Jonathan Medrano

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.

“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

by thedailyminecrafter February 1, 2018

merank

to masturbate using the remenants of a dead fish.

i had a good merank last night.

by ptt November 26, 2003

Mercan

A rare species of homosapian - which legend says - originated from the arabian peninsula.

Displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.

Is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.

UMIS president (past, present and future).

Fails at pronouncing the word 'google'.
Known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.

Has an unusal obsession with purple items.

Q: Who is to blame?
A: Who else but Mercan!

Q: Who did this?
A: Obviously Mercan!

Q: So who's the president?
A: Dude, can it be anyone else but Mercan?

by Iggy Shepard May 2, 2013

Batting Merrins

An expression meaning 'batting above your average' or 'punching above your weight'.
(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)

Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.

Matt: "Amy is batting Merrins."
Everyone else at table: *Shocked silence*

by ~Emmsies~ February 13, 2017

mirranda

a hardworking, single mother that appreciates haters. They keep her name famous.

sexy mirranda, mirranda is da bomb

by cinnababy February 12, 2009

merrons

A way to say melons, almost always referring to breasts. Derived from an Asian's accent.

Dude 1: Rook at that pair of merrons that femare has dare.

Dude 2: .... What?

by Sid Mufuggin Blair December 23, 2008

Mernandez

What you tell the cops when you don't want to tell them your last name is Hernandez and/or seem Hispanic

Officer: "Who are you?"
Suspect: "Michael Mernandez"

by Michael Mernandez October 25, 2011