Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p

For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”

by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018

merp

anything u want it to be

person 1: “i miss u so much person 2”
person 2: “merp”

by merpperson May 13, 2024

Merp

Created by the ECXC Varsity Girls Team, Merp means Merp. There is no definition. Merp simply means Merp.

Varsity Girl: “MERP!”
The other varsity girls: “MERP!”

by rchlxc December 9, 2023

Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to describe intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. It is usually only used around those you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotion to the things that you love.

Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I keep talking about Kang Ha Neul.. but he's just so Merp!

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

Merp

Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.

"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."

by Xevathin January 2, 2025