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I first heard the word "merp" in April 1984 when I started a new job. A fellow named Irwin Arnstein, one of the more unique computer programmers on the team, used it instead of "Hi. How you doing?" the very first time I passed him in the hallway, I stopped and asked what he meant and he explained it was a word he used when he passed someone, wanted to be polite and acknowledge their presence but didn't actually want to engage in a conversation about how their day or life was going. I got the impression from Irwin and other people in the office that he had made up the word some time earlier,

A few years later a short section of concrete sidewalk was poured near my office. Late that night I was one of the last people to leave the office and saw the cement was still curing. On impulse I knelt down and wrote "Merp!" and added a smiley face in the wet cement. Last time I looked (1993) it was still there. I'm curious if it's still there today. The address is 222 Municipal Drive, Richardson, Texas. The company is long gone now, but the building is still there (at least on Google Streetview). The cement in question was about halfway between the main doors facing South and the SW corner of the building if someone wants to go look. :)
I could day "How are you?" but since I don't actually want to know I'll just say "Merp".
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a gojo kinnie. need i say more? /hj

my buruzza, a chaotic friend, fun to talk to, fun to play games with
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Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done
"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"
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Merped

To do something so legend you merped it, can also be used as "merp" or "merpin
"I just merped this level"
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Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"
"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."
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what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy
Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!
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Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.
Will is merp when he is talking to Bri
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