Mexican hot dog

An uncircumcised penis. The origin of the term derives from the fact that the foreskin wrapped around the shaft of an uncircumcised penis is reminiscent of the bacon wrapped around the weiner of the traditional Mexican street hot dog.

I thought he was Jewish until he took off his underwear and I saw he had a Mexican hot dog.

by Dickmodel August 8, 2015

'merica

Bald eagle on one shoulder, stars and stripes draped over the other. Mouthful of bacon with Jack Daniels in the left had and an S&W 1911 in the right while fighting off naked bitches that can't keep their hands off you since Freedom never smelled so good.

Dan Bilzerian is a textbook definition of 'merica.

by smokeyballs March 20, 2016

Mexican Booby Trap

A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

by ope123 April 14, 2011

mexican seabass

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

Mexican Juice Blend

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea

Yea, we did a Mexican juice blend last night

by Tyhla October 31, 2020

Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

by TheJizzla February 11, 2009