BEAST MECHANIC

A mechanic that can't be out mechanized

A savant in machinery

A craftsman mechanic

A gorilla with all the monkey wrenches
Double tap

The Beast mechanic out mechanized all the other mechanics Collectively working as a network.

by 0Honeybadger July 24, 2022

white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019

crank mechanic

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008

dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

by ak-pete April 9, 2006

Loser Mechanic

A person you may "use" to benefit one's reputation.

Person 1:"I'm going to hang out with George, he get all the ladies."
Person 2: "I know, he is such a loser mechanic"

by Prof.X April 17, 2010

gta mechanic

Fucker who drove off with your car every time thats why we killed him -RIP

OMG the stupid gta mechanic just drove off with my car dude

by Astronaut50JL July 17, 2016