maiden

A unmarried woman, usually a young woman who may or may not have had sexual relations. Another word for "virgin" before "virgin" was imported by the French-speaking Normans.

In olden days, portrayed as a sweet, innocent, fawn-eyed girl who is naïve about sex.

"Girl" and "maiden" were once gender-neutral words that refered to a young person of either sex.

The unfortunate maiden became prey for the dragon.

by Lorelili September 2, 2006

All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

Maden

Maden (ma~den) Noun. 1. Origin French. Unique and uncommon. Also referred to as socially - awkward and crazy homosapien. Often mispronounced. Known to challenge or to be challenged. Associated with words such as games play playful madden iron maiden. 2. Origin Greek. Treasure found in Athens. Known to bring luck. Highly favoured.

1. Play with Maden rather than playing Madden NFL or listening to Iron Maiden.
2. Finding Maden brings you luck and favour.

by iarebaboon90 December 27, 2010

iron maiden

Founded by bassist Steve Harris, Iron Maiden infused Thin Lizzy style dueling guitars and throbbing basslines with a more metallic sound, leading the British Heavy Metal explosion circa 1980. Though they've made brilliant music throughout their career (excluding No Prayer for the Dying and Fear of the Dark), Maiden were at their peak from Number of the Beast through Somewhere in Time. Known for blisteringly intense live shows featuring both flawless musicianship and energetic stage antics. Maiden is real fuckin' heavy metal. \m/

"Iron Maiden destroyed at Ozzfest '05. They gave me whiplash of the headbangingest sort. Hell, that was easily worth having to endure 50 minutes of the mallcore Mudvayne." -Me

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005

Madden 2005

The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!

"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."

by Salchite December 9, 2004

maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

wine cheap wine white wine cheap white wine goon booze maiden's piss

by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

The Scott Madden

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.

“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

by ChoomahSupreme May 6, 2019