A common garden variety of Grasshopper that only eats the leaves of a mexican cannabis plant. Often found in a secret digital reality fighting evil ogres with weapons which can only be described as n00b-erific.
Served with a side of pizza, this delicacy is best served "baked" and will fornicate on demand. Ofcourse only to be eaten by the mating female.
Spontaneous regeneration of the genitals is also an evolutionary strongpoint as chronic masterbation has always been a problem with the species.
Served with a side of pizza, this delicacy is best served "baked" and will fornicate on demand. Ofcourse only to be eaten by the mating female.
Spontaneous regeneration of the genitals is also an evolutionary strongpoint as chronic masterbation has always been a problem with the species.
Guy 1
"I was out in the yard and saw a Grasshopper that looked baked and was jerking onto a piece of pizza!!"
Guy 2
"Yeah thats Matthew.... What a stoner!"
"I was out in the yard and saw a Grasshopper that looked baked and was jerking onto a piece of pizza!!"
Guy 2
"Yeah thats Matthew.... What a stoner!"
by David Attenborough (the 42nd) March 08, 2010
A short loving guy. He's shy showing his love because he is afraid of rejection. he goes through rough times and can't stop himself from raging. Sweet, kind, emo-ish guy he doesn't think he is charming and doesn't really know much about dating but gives good advice. He has a short temper to start and yell but a longer one to where he starts swinging. He does hide his true self deep down inside. He is soft but normally really depressed and angry. He is a guy to speak his mind a lot too. He doesn't tolerate people messing with his friends and family. And one of Hing do not backstab him he hates backstabbers.
Girl: Hey was that Matthew Beating ass? I thought he would never do that
Girl 2: He will do that of someone does that to friends or family..
Girl: oh
Girl 2: He will do that of someone does that to friends or family..
Girl: oh
by Edgy Seroy boi March 09, 2020
1. This amazingly hot guy you fall in love with at first sight
2. This guy who happens to be very flirtatious and two faced
3. Someone who breaks your heart because you find out how much of a man whore they are
2. This guy who happens to be very flirtatious and two faced
3. Someone who breaks your heart because you find out how much of a man whore they are
Girl 1: See that guy over there?
Girl 2: yea?
Girl 1: That's the guy I was telling you about!?!?! You know the one who was hitting on me and asked me out
Girl 2: But.. that's my boyfriend. :O
Girl 1: :O.. what a matthew he is...
Girl 2: yea?
Girl 1: That's the guy I was telling you about!?!?! You know the one who was hitting on me and asked me out
Girl 2: But.. that's my boyfriend. :O
Girl 1: :O.. what a matthew he is...
by CoolestBitchEver1743 November 15, 2009
The most handsome man ever. He is the most amazing guy in the world and no one could replace him. He is kind and tries to be nice got everyone. He has good taste in music. And his girlfriend is in love with him
by theswagger June 21, 2015
A fun caring guy that will treat a girl like she's The only one for him in the whole existence of the world
by Lmxbidestoryer May 25, 2017
The jazziest person alive, able to turn any concerto into jazz with a simple Bb.
Always has a big ego, and doesn’t know how to shut up about getting first chair in every orchestra he’s in.
Always has a big ego, and doesn’t know how to shut up about getting first chair in every orchestra he’s in.
by 22nd chair June 16, 2021
by Keiran Nobly June 20, 2021