MatosWasted

So drunk you shit on someone's bathroom's wall. Then runs away from crime scene. Owner of house goes to find said so shitty wall and yells to find out who it is. Then all you do is deny that you didn't shit on the wall when you really did.

There was a party going on at Brandon's house. He found shit on his bathroom walls. He yelled and asked everyone who was drunk at his house who did it. The "MatosWasted" guy is the first denies it and keeps being defensive about it. Even though Brandon knows it was him.

by waaaaaaaaa??? April 28, 2011

matoka

Strong outgoing girl likes to steal people away from other people she's not the best looking but comparing her to other girls you might know shes a little better looking does not have the best thungs but loves what she has

That girl just stole my boyfriend she must be a Matoka..

by ZoeyKanker May 22, 2018

Mato

Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.

Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK

by Jack Gellis April 2, 2019

Mattox

When you rub your scrotum on another mans nose, while whispering sexual references in his ear

Jefe got mad at Gaylord, and knocked him out cold. Then, he performed a Mattox on him.

by Legit_Shotz76 April 20, 2015

moir-mattox

god of llamas :D
she goes into battle with jelly filled rifles and pudding cups, with greanpeace skata keg :P

shes one sexy moir-mattox

by llama sex god July 30, 2007

jaden matos

Is a fag who rides popular dick to make himself seem cool. Bitch nigga also has homoerotic dreams of men named joshua.

Ma nigga stop being a jaden matos

by Bigdickpapisavage December 9, 2016

matoi

A very nice person who is believed to be legendary according to African elderly stories. He is usually very sharp and fast to make logically correct decisions. They are believed to have a higher IQ than normal people.

Your son is very bright. You should have named him Matoi.

by Jm85937 August 15, 2020