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Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.
That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.
by MathPlus November 5, 2020
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Stoners Math

A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.
stoners math is 5+5=55
by Caitlin Stone December 20, 2008
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Sneaky Math Problem

Any math equation that has no obvious answer at first glance. Will usually take some looking at/time to solve.
Teacher: BILLY! What is the answer to this problem! Be careful, this ones a Sneaky Math Problem.

Billy: Uhhhh...
by The.Ron.An June 10, 2011
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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swag math

SWAG MATH- I don’t know the answer to this question so I’m just gonna have to use a Scientific Wild Ass Guess
by GWAL27 November 18, 2017
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Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019
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IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
no just no ib sl math
by sunnyka November 11, 2020
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