Lamita Masry

Lamita Masrys are usually annoying chemistry teachers that don't explain shit and talk with a high pitched voice. They also focus more on what color their nails are than how well their class understands. Hundreds of students every year suffer from lamitas around the globe. Despite their abundance around the globe they are more present in hotter climates.

OMG, we have lamita masry again. God i hate her

by Sabis Guy April 24, 2023

The Maury Povich Show

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.

A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)

by GenZExpert September 28, 2024

Pulling a Maury

onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025