manjuring

Bringing a grip of dudes to a party and subsequently destroying the ratio for the night.

Dude Kos is manjuring up a crew of Newport deadbeats! That asshole!

by shoeknee June 19, 2010

richard measuring contest

Dick measuring contest

Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.

by erbz November 11, 2017

Measuring tape

A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.

“That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019

dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.

The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.

by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008

Masturbagging

Wanking while shoving a plastic bag up your ass, when just before cuming pull the bag by the handles out of your ass

I have to go home for a masturbagging session

by Manny Calavera September 11, 2004

Masturnation

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though

by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016

Measuring Stick

A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.

Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?

by ceige April 5, 2006