Skip to main content

The Marth

Honey, I want to give you the Marth
by daddyfatsax879 September 4, 2016
mugGet the The Marth mug.

manthroom

A glorified testosterone filled bathroom, designed specifically for the apartment setting where space is a premium, wives are less lenient, and all who enter can be free from emasculation.
This manthroom is a cornucopia of manliness whereby all who enter can be free from emasculation

"Nothing says "Class Act Manthroom" like storing trophies, magazines, Wildcat Flag, and laundry bags that my Queen would have thrown away years ago. This is the power my Manthroom bears: freedom from tyranny."

"In the Manthroom, if any person were to invade this space while shaving or taking care of business... I can immediately defend myself with an authentic Spartan spear, and promptly get back to business."
by Smeagol06 May 22, 2012
mugGet the manthroom mug.
Related Words

maesthetic

A shortened word for "my aesthetic"
"Oh my god, that shirt is so maesthetic."
by figuringouttheyouth July 13, 2015
mugGet the maesthetic mug.

marthasville

Containing one of the largest populations of trump supporters and KKK members in missouri. Also known for their beer drinking and occasional meth cooking. Deer hunting and incest is also common.
Omg! Marthasville sounds like a fun place to hang out!
by Picklejuice13 February 28, 2017
mugGet the marthasville mug.

martha

she is perfction and ah true hearted thing, she'll stalk your home just to give you food cause she knows your broke and starving😡 appreciate her she could die any second😡
bob: hey u know martha right
me: yes that beast yea shes ah real animal huh😩😫shes so perfect and amazingly spectacular 🤍🤍🤍
by old creepy rats🙄 March 5, 2021
mugGet the martha mug.

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023
mugGet the Martha Stewart prison mug.

Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.
"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"
by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009
mugGet the Slippery Martha mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email