Martina

shaking ; milkshake

A:I'm tirsty.
B:Me too, let's make a martina

A:I'ts cold
B:I know, cant you see i'm martina?!

by rouuza May 4, 2010

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009

MarioMan252

the literal kindest soul on youtube. also pulled off the most insane april fools prank ever <3

I love MarioMan252, he is my favorite youtuber!

by MontAmore April 1, 2021

Martina

Martina is a pretty girl whos lazy, tired and has pretty eyes. Shes good at school except for Math. She funny girl a a loyal one. A big keeper. She not popular but in the future she will be a billioner and kne of the mkst popular models in the world.

Martina is the prettiest girl ever!

by chole1. February 21, 2022

Martina

A girl who farts and likes dogs.

Oh, Martina, here's a fart for you!

by sergeiK4xXx0r May 30, 2018

Martian

A martini; coined by Stephen King in his novel "The Shining"; used by Jack Torrance

Another martian and he'll be slurring his words!

by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010