Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

Martha Behamfil

hottest idv survivor and the hottest coordinator ever and like what the fuck i love her she should marry me

martha behamfil is hot

by edgarslovebot April 28, 2021

Martha straddling

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021

big martha

“Big Martha” is a noun/name for a pussy/vagina

“i’m bout to play with big martha”

“ ‘ UGH’ i haven’t been able to play with big martha because my cousin has been staying in my house for two weeks!”

“ ‘what are you doing?‘ ; ‘ playing with big martha,i’ll text you back later’ “

by pickle girl July 1, 2023

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

the full Martha

Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!

Hey, is Richie the full Martha???? His apartment is fabulous!!!!

by kenpk November 9, 2006

martha's vineyard

MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV

Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week.
Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here.
Girl Tourist: Yea definetly.
Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about.

by Bill D. Mahoney June 28, 2007