Marlon

Marlon ; Marlon’s are rather stupid. Obese and try to be funny when they are not. Marlon’s tend to have no friends and no morals. It’d be hard to ever find a true down to earth marlon. If you are looking for a husband never find a Marlon

Ew is that Marlon, his so ugly

by Hallo brooo March 18, 2023

Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023

Marlon

Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".

Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.

by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024

Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024

Gallerian Marlon

Gallerian Marlon was the Director of the USE Dark Star Bureau and the perpetrator of the Dark Star Scandal. Devastated after an accident killed his wife and daughter, Gallerian agreed to help Ma collect the vessels of sin to save his "child" and forged a contract with Adam Moonlit. Accepting bribes to save the guilty and convict the innocent, the judge eventually collected many of the vessels of sin, storing them in a theater he constructed in the Millennium Tree Forest.

Gallerian Marlon is a VERY corrupt judge, but hes still hot asf.

by gallerianmarlonishot12 March 10, 2024

Marlon

A word used for when someone copies or steals a JJS video of another person usually did by people like "Marlon" or "Purple Guy" in the JJS community

"Sees a copied JJS video"
"Comment:Are you the new Marlon?💔🥀"

by TrowsPebblesatKids February 17, 2026