the human definition of simp. has a girlfriend 2 days and thinks he’s a mad one. hobbies include the creamy beamy and being shit at the family quizzes
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An extremely overweight irish lady, most commonly found in the midlands of ireland offaly, westmeath, a typical day in the life of an ann-marie would start in the fridge and end the day in the fridge
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1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
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1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
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When you're so hot and your ass wiggles when you walk, your G String shows through your skirt..but your booty is fly.
When you're so hot and your ass wiggles when you walk, your G String shows through your skirt..but your booty is fly.
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