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manhattan beach

Very nice area in Brooklyn, lots of Russians living there now, causing a great deal of jealousy among the old white-trash/American residents.
From May 15 to September 15 on weekends and holidays only, you can't park there, however you can park there Monday through Friday as long as it's not Memorial day, fourth of July or Labor day! Kinda stupid for the residents since they can't have friends over on the weekends for BBQs, unless the friends take the bus, because pple can only park in their driveways/garage (can fit a maximum of three cars).
The residents have a great deal with Kingsborough community college that allows them to use Kingsborough's beach during the summer; Manhattan Beach is a public beach and what ends up happening in the summer is that it gets swamped with ghetto trash from east new york who totally trash the beach; kingsborough beach, however is off limits to manhattan beach residents and kingsborough students/faculty only.
It borders Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, so lots of shopping and restaurants, the only thing that sucks is that stupid assh&les park their cars on shore blvd and make lots of noise all night during the summer.
White trash resident from Brooklyn: "where do the Russians get the money to live on Manhattan beach?"

Answer: "Um, they all have college degrees in computer science and engineering, work their asses off, make lots of money and buy houses in Manhattan Beach!"
by zxcvasdf October 8, 2006
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manhattan rottweiler

when you shit in a bowl of dog food and have your sexual parter rub it on their private parts while you assume the position and give them oral sex.
Jim: So i ate kibbles and bits out of my sister's vagina.
Zach: was there fecal matter in it?
Jim: you know it!
Zach: i love manhattan rottweilers.
by donkie puncherello June 29, 2006
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Manhattan Effect

An effect, usually on men, that pertains to girls in Manhattan where they become prettier and more attractive because of their location (the Manhattan borough). This can also pertain to their physical look, as it may have a particular style that cannot be found in any other parts of the world, but this also might be just because you found them in Manhattan.
I swear she's not that attractive, but somehow I like her

Probably just the Manhattan effect kicking in
by RubberShoes February 8, 2010
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Manhattan Project

Actually a joint effort by American, Canadian and British scientists not all American as many people would have you believe.
The Manhattan Project was an effort to create an atomic weapon. Many scientists involved regretted their efforts immensely when Hiroshima and Nagasaki disappeared.
by VampiricRat September 29, 2008
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The Manhattan Gloss

A brand of humans that resemble artsy people, music people, and, most notably, dumb people combined into one. They usually travel in packs to art museums and like to sip on their double shot mocha frappacinos while listening to an obscure band, that sucks, on their so trendy Ipod.
You see all those kids in line to the art museum? They're the Manhattan Gloss
by Alex Munoz September 19, 2008
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Manhattan

Manhattan, Kansas is located roughly 40 miles from Topeka. It is the home to Kansas State University.
by go k-state December 9, 2004
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Manhattan Project

a sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a female, spits on her back making her believe he "ejaculated" and as she turns around the man turns around simutaniously and shits in her face
(must have diarrhea in order to preform correctly)
i pulled a Manhattan Project on my wife last night...boy was she pissed off
by a sneaky asian August 11, 2008
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