Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.

Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

or

The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or

Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads

by DLMandard August 22, 2012

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013

mandela money

The new South African bank notes with Nelson Mandela's face on them.

I don't have that old cash money anymore, I'm spending that 'mandela money'.

by P S Quint October 28, 2013

Mandela-ing

When playing monopoly, a player stays in jail for an extended period of time to prevent paying rent on expensive properties.

Mandela-ing late in the game allowed Jack to retain enough funds to buy a hotel on boardwalk.

by Braj Gibson December 24, 2013

mandem joking

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019

Lion Mandelbaum

A large masculine hairy Mexican man. Has a massive cock, big and black all around, with pubes like the amazonian rain forest. Proof that someone with a ballsack that touches the ground exists.

Hey dude, when was the last time you saw someone with a Lion Mandelbaum sized cock?

I have never seen someone with a 14 foot cock dude.

by Toebourton May 11, 2022

full nelson mandela

A full nelson held for 27 years.

Neither the half or full nelson seems appropriate. This calls for the full nelson mandela

by Drunkietheclown August 10, 2015