Manchester City

Massive Club with 3 stars on top of their badge to symbol 10 years of no trophies for each star! cITEH also boast a stadium (the council house) paid for by manchester united fans from there council tax (as city fans dont pay it in general)

two words : MASSIVE cLUB

The council house is never full, unless you play man united

United > cITEH

Manchistoh is red 30 years 30 years

Manchester city *** 3 stars.

by Bert_cITEH August 21, 2006

manchester

A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance. Likes to call itself the second city, when in fact its the sixth.

Don't you fooking gimme that fooking look ma kid. <SMACK>

by albionpeej September 13, 2005

manchester

the wannabe Second City of the UK. it's not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it's not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ''Gunchester'') has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they'll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they're 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.

1) has no one bulldozed mnchester already

2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester

3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester

4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth

by Adrian_18 December 22, 2005

Manchester

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

by Anthony Wilson October 21, 2008

Manchester

To fall asleep while receiving oral sex
(This term was coined by a young man who, while incredibly drunk and on vacation, fell asleep while getting a blow job from a girl from Manchester, United Kingdom.)

Justin pulled a Manchester on Stacey. She had to perform a potato peeler to wake him up.

by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 26, 2008

Manchester

What bullshit about the second city - according to Wikipedia Machester is actually the UK's 9th city

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Manchester a dirty grim mill town.

by Anthony H Wilson October 17, 2008

manchester

the THIRD city of the UK. not the second. known to an american i knew as 'a little place just outside of London'

yea ive been to england before, i went to a little place just outside london, something chester...

by raelone July 25, 2008