manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)

You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.

by haMMiE February 4, 2004

insanity manatee

n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.

A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"

by May November 23, 2004

manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.

I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.

by aaaadam November 7, 2010

Mandages

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.

I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.

by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

Manatee High School

Home to average football, sexist dress-code, stoners, and alcoholics! The hell on Earth we all tolerate somehow.

Kevin: Hey, what is Manatee High School like?

Gwyneth: It’s hell on Earth, Kev.

by PC :) August 27, 2021

manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022