mathletes

The most hilarious group of people ever. There are always the dorks that ruin it for everyone, but my friends and I fall under the category of those that make it fun by making fun at those that hav ruined the title. I actually enjoy doing the stuff for it cause when we go on competitions.....what happens in the mathcounts car, stays in the mathcounts car.

Mathlete HOTT Dude....."My Lovely Lady Lumps"

The mathletes are rocking Wendy's during our lunch break.
haha.

by Leigh Cos. May 24, 2006

mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

by tandortoots August 15, 2006

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

Thunder Mallet

A mentally challenged narcissist with a large penis.

My classmate is a true thunder mallet.

by Tinyradman May 26, 2018

Manlet

A man that is not necessarily small, just smaller than his significant other.

"Lmao look at that manlet over there he prolly gets it"

by Lemonlover_36 May 19, 2018

Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

manlet

The little fella you see at the gym who tries to draw attention away from his short stature by packing on excessive muscle mass (this generally has an effect opposite of that which was intended). Often waddles around like a muscly lil' meatball.

That manlet may only be 5'5", but I just saw him rep 250 lbs. eight times on the bench! Somebody's overcompensating.

by EveryGoddamnPseudonymIsTaken! July 27, 2011