jack macguire

a weeaboo bastard

that guy is such a jack macguire

by @my_inner_hollow September 1, 2017

Bock machen

Das Kondom über den Penis und die Eier stülpen

Timo macht den Bock und zieht sein Kondom über seinen Penis und seine Eier.
Soll ich heute den Bock machen?

by The Great inequalizer November 15, 2021

tschaka tschaka machen

A german phrase, that people use, when they try to explain, that they got stuff done.

"Na, hast du gestern auf der Arbeit wieder ordentlich tschaka, tschaka gemacht."

"Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass unser Kunde versteht wie man tschaka tschaka macht."

"Du hast tschaka tschaka machen voll drauf!"

by Sa1lorMoon May 29, 2020

MacDump

The act of taking a crap in a convenient MacDonalds toilet, with or without purchasing food, whilst en route to any venue likely to have either no toilet or one so foul you would prefer to avoid using it.

On arriving at a music festival: "I stopped off on the way for a MacDump as the toilets here will be knee deep by now."

I'm going to take a MacDump while I'm here, Steve's bathroom is freezing.

by Firkit December 14, 2008

Derf MacGuergan

1. When the blame for something seems to fail to find a target, blame it on Derf MacGuergan.

2. When an odd situation arises, and you can think of nothing else to say, use this name to show your discontent.

1. "Uhhh I don't know... Must been Derf MacGeurgan."

2. girl: "It happens to a lot of guys."
guy: "Derf MacGuergan!"

by A. King. January 17, 2005

Machuka

The act of delivering a blow to an object with deadly force, usually leaving the said object completely annihilated. Most commonly exclaimed by the native peoples of the South American country, Ecuador, right before delivering the final blow.

Frustrated seeing his ex-wife with his best friend, Pablo could not stop himself from imagining himself silence his friend with one well placed Machuka.

by Dgads January 18, 2011

MacGuyver

verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else

My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003