Machinehead

- A song by the band "Bush"
- A person who is very into cars and motorcylcles

- An auto mechanic or racecar driver

That girl is a total machinehead, she's obsessed with Muscle Cars.

by Auto Junkie May 20, 2009

Machine mode

When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.

A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.

Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"

Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."

by Lumbu April 29, 2010

Swag Machine

One who is so full of swag, that they spontaneously create swag, for the use of less confident individuals.

I hope we don't nerd up this party.

Don't worry, I'll bring Grant, he's a swag machine.

by inkless April 18, 2011

cog in the machine

a minor person in a larger organization

If it were not for my technical knowledge I would be just another cog in the machine.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2010

internet hate machine

An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11

by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009

Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

by zguy September 26, 2009