myfaces

Stagey faces that tweens/teenagers/emo kids use when posting pictures on myspace.
These faces include:
'omg!' (eyes wide, hand covering mouth)
'wtf?' frown, hands bent and out to the side)
'Happy Asian' (peace signs on either side of the face, pulling eyes sideways while doing so)
'i don't care' (raised eyebrows, looking at the corner of the ceiling, sideways mouth)
'serious and i mean it' (eyes downcast, stupid unsmiling expression)

These myfaces are usually accompanied by some super lame camera angle like above and diagonal.

people need to learn that myfaces don't make them look fun OR quirky in any way.

by Angelacia March 18, 2008

Myfaceipedia

What we get when we merge Myspace, Facebook, and Wikipedia. You type the name of anyone in the world into a search engine and get a picture of their face. It sucks, really, really bad, but it won't be invented till the year 5555, when your arms are hanging limp at your sides, your legs got nothin' to do, some machines doing that for you...

Dude: "Did you check out MyFaceIpedia last night?"
Friend: "Holy shit! Did you just stand up?!"
Dude: "Yeah, so?"
Friend: "This is the year 5555!"
Dude: "Oh yeah."
Falls down.

by Parodist April 25, 2009

place on my face

to give or receive cunnilingus or fellatio- eat pussy or give a blow job

"My gf put her place on my face last night and I sent her to heaven".

by PBG April 23, 2008

cum on my face

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.

Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.

by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

by Jordan February 29, 2004

My face

The reason why I'm single

My face IS so UGLY

by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019

My face is spicy

What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack

After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.

by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021