Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

by Just2020 May 14, 2020

Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot

'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

Mutante

german expression for your mother if she is also your dad's sister

"dang, Oliver, your mutante looks hot today"

"my mutante and father are truly inseparable"

by seen_on_the_internet December 25, 2021

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

Mutant

(Noun)
A word to describe a person who is younger than you are or is dumb

Example: You see that mutant? That's my brother.
Example 2: A math teacher asked him what is √110, and he said 10*√10. What a mutant!

by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Mutant

Any Brody in existence

Yeah we know Brody your a MUTANT.

by Bigpeen6969420 December 19, 2020