morning munchies

After a night of getting stoned you wake up and start to eat everything.
We smoked like four bowls of that blue dream then I passed out and when I woke up I had the worst morning munchies
by butterbowl September 16, 2009
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Munchie Vampire

A person or creature with red eyes who preys on your food while you sleep, or even while your not looking.
Dude did you eat my cake? Don't be a munchie vampire!
by natethegreat34 December 17, 2008
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Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)
Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies
by Birdcage June 10, 2008
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blind munchies

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight
smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
by A wood December 25, 2008
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xanax munchies

Medical term referring to the experience of irrational, insatiable hunger that typically follows recreational administration of the popular anxiety drug Xanax.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Dude, I got the xanax munchies so bad last night, I ate a whole pizza and woke up with chinese food all over my bed.

When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"
by No§ March 23, 2010
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Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.
Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!
by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016
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