Mountain Tab

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.

Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!

by Jar-El June 1, 2014

mouth sweats

when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit.

'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I'm getting mouth sweats'

AKA: wet mouth

by JJJJaydeeee April 25, 2007

Mountception

A mountain within a mountain, a mountain in which the true summit reveals itself from half way up.

Mountception is the worst thing that can happen to an obese person climbing a mountain

by Jockmchaggis August 26, 2013

mouth harassing

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017

mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.

Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.

by Yourski December 18, 2013

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

mounty bop

A hardcunt dance move created by Australian Drill rappers 'OneFour' that come from 27 district (Mount Druitt). People that do the mounty bop are most likely hardcunts and sickcunts.

"Did you see that man doin the mounty bop, he's a sick cunt aye"

by SkFromTheArea June 6, 2019