mosquito titty

when a girl has noticeably tiny nipples or boobs

dude!, brendans girlfriend has mosquito tittys, i feel bad for that bitch!

by mikeydollin June 17, 2009

White Mosquito

When a man cums in a woman's ass then drinks it out with a straw.

I gave Lucy a White Mosquito last night!

by Mr. Winky October 7, 2012

Mosquito Hell

Also known as Finland

Rose: Did you know that Kiti is from Mosquito Hell?
Linh: You mean Finland?
Rose: Yes.

by roisa4ever May 6, 2020

mosquito suck

When she can't throat it all so she just kisses it

"That guy was so long I had to mosquito suck him"

by Mander926 April 22, 2017

mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

by Megacheese69420 March 5, 2023