by Mr. Winky October 7, 2012

by mikeydollin June 17, 2009

by roisa4ever May 6, 2020

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

by Mander926 April 22, 2017

by Amir Guadalupe December 2, 2017

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010
