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mj can never date bc they’re best friend goals
by themysticuni December 16, 2018
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MJS

Man Jamming Steady

A good worker who has found the tao of their craft, whatever it may be, giving them the ability to make complex and intricate tasks appear effortless by performing them with sheer precision and absolute accuracy, every time.

An MJS who has mastered their craft then transcends to a pedagogical role, elevating those in their presence with empowerment through shared knowledge and support, specifically characterized by a distinct absence of threats, criticism, or any other forms of discouragement.
"This project is doomed! How are we ever going to meet the deadline and stay under budget? It looks impossible!"

"Cancel the meetings, relax, and let the MJS work his magic- this whole thing will be straight by morning."

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"How is this student able to accomplish so much with so few resources?"

"She apprenticed under an MJS and learned the path to enlightenment. Now her actions are an extension of herself and her work is fully harmonized with her surroundings."
by Mike DeBest January 26, 2013
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MJ

an imbecile that will accuse u every single time in among us :)
oh look it's mj! don't play among us with him..he holds grudges
by uhhbdh September 22, 2020
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mj

mj is not darius' baby. she is jet's baby
by m4ds August 27, 2022
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MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.
Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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Nazar MJ

Nazar MJ.
by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023
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Mj

A bitch that everyone seems to like. Constantly depressed and has one personality trait, being gay. Toxic but seemingly coming off as a nice person and usually very beautiful.
John: There goes Mj, listening to her rock music with her hoodie up.
by Waytogosuperstar July 23, 2022
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