MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 07, 2023

mani&mj

mj is my bestie boo and i love him sooooooo sooooooo soooo much even though he gets on my nerves and is my biggest hater i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. He loves to dr me but he always listens to all of my bs stories knowing i talk way too much and never complains. Mj is my number 1 favorite person to talk too and i feel like i can talk to him about any and everything. too my bestie boo you will forever not be able too beat me and i’m still older then you so stop calling me a youngin. anyway i love you bestie

who’s better then mani&mj ?

by mani&mj July 20, 2023

The MJ

busting your nut on a black person turning them white

I pulled a black bird last night and gave her the MJ, she was white by the time I’d finished

by Gingerbollocks May 03, 2020

The MJ

When your girl does a handstand against a wall and spreads her leg, you then stand in front and go ham with as many fingers as desired ( in the motion of bouncing a basketball )

Oh yea me and Sheryl did The MJ last night and she came everywhere!

by Fun4lyfe October 24, 2017

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe April 19, 2018

send mj

A meme originated from famous Twitch Streamer Caseoh;

When playing the game 60 Seconds, in a family of four one person has to be sent out. The chat, which usually decides who leaves, always picks MJ (Mary Jane) because she is “Caseoh’s daughter”, or because she is obese, similar to Caseoh, to go out into the wild.

This term may be used as a reference to Caseoh, or in a situation where someone has to go somewhere dangerous/risky

Person A: Who’s going in the teachers lounge
Person B: Send mj

by iChewOnRatBonesForDinner March 24, 2024

MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

by meisnothatmeisgotthat6 May 06, 2019