Milfort is the surname of one of the most amazing people in the world. They are always there for you and have a great household even if the parents aren't together. You have 1 sibling.
Did you know Rhyan is a Milfort.
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Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter
So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.
The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.
The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.
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Get the Milford cheese mug.You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.
Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.
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Get the Milforded mug.A sober living and therapy center located in Milford Michigan. Owned by the domineering husband and wife of Liz and Rhett, their business engineered to extract every cent from its clients
Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father
Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.
Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.
The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked
There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.
only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father
Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.
Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.
The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked
There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.
only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Joe: I got a 50cent raise at the butcher! But I'm not that stoked because they're just gonna take it all anyway
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.
Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved
Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.
Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.
Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags
Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.
Derek: well how did that make you feel
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.
Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved
Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.
Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.
Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags
Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.
Derek: well how did that make you feel
by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024
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Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness
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