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MILF

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!
by Johnny_Cake December 17, 2010
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MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female
Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER
by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020
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MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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MILF

Man, Iwaizumi Looks Fantastic
It targets a number of anime characters with the said name, however It's regularly used for Iwaizumi Hajime a character in haikyuu!!.
MILF don't'chu agree Kuroo?

Oikawa was scribbling in his notebook all day and when I asked to see he told me later, so now he came and said I got it and we were like what and he shows us 'MILF' and explained us what was it. He got beat.
by shrvwop May 31, 2015
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MILF

A motorcyclist (male or female) that you would definitely like to fuck

M.I.L.F - Motorcyclist I’d like (to) Fuck
Did you know that Gal Gadot rides motorcycles? She’s definitely a MILF.
by 7inchthrottle October 25, 2023
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MILF

MILF:

Man
I

Love
Frogs

Don’t let all these other definitions fool you, Man I Love Frogs is the only true definition out there.
Person 1: MILF
Person 2: what?

Person 1: Man I Love Frogs
Person 2: me too man, me too
by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 6, 2022
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MILF

like literally MILF ^~^”
by User398345 February 10, 2021
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