Definitions by CaRiLlO

milf 

milf is a mother i'd like to fuck (From American Pie) so basically just a really hot mom

WoW!!!!! Pats Moms a fuckin milf dude.

milf by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

shmuck 

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

shmuck by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005