shmuck

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion
Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine
by CaRiLlO August 08, 2005
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milf

milf is a mother i'd like to fuck (From American Pie) so basically just a really hot mom
WoW!!!!! Pats Moms a fuckin milf dude.
by CaRiLlO August 08, 2005
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