chocolate milf

An attractive black (or African American) mother; or, a black (or African American) mother which you would like to fuck.

Wade: That black girl over there is pretty hot.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.

by Its the dogg January 3, 2008

MILF

A super hot mum that you'd like to f**k.

Means:

Mother I'd Like to F**k

Guy 1: Matt's Mum is a total MILF
Every other Guy: Yup...mmm

by Richie Johnson April 9, 2006

MILF

totally what my mom ISNT.

Shay's mom is the farthest thing from a MILF.

by ShayBayy August 18, 2008

MILF-E

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday.

A woman so gorgeous that the 'hit it and quit it" mentality just isn't reasonable. Used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.

Guy One: Dude, that woman is such a MILF.
Guy Two: Nah man, she's a MILF-E.
G1: Huh?
G2: Mom I'd Like to Fuck Everyday. She's a keeper- I'd treat her like a princess, always making passionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
G1: Grow a dick, man.
G2: Oh, I have one. And it'd be all hers, forever...

by RichardNixonRocks May 18, 2009

milf hunter

An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..

1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.

2. The guy is just fucking old.

3. And kind of fat.

How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.

Hey, i think i saw the milf hunter guy at the old folks home the other day!

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Milf to be

A hot pregnant woman.

Dude, that pregnant chick is hot, she is such a milf to be.

by Gin September 21, 2004

Milfeulle

Only the cutest anime girl out there! She has pink hair, extraordinary luck, cheerful, innocent, and a flower in her hair

Hi! I'm Milfeulle Sakuraba! I'm 17 years old! My hobby is making cake!

by Milfeulle Sakuraba June 29, 2004